In translation, they are saying “Isn’t it excellent that the ocean is a portal to an insane other universe?” Other than that, the YouTube commenters are far more witty and erudite than I could hope to be.

I’ve been promising some people that this blog was “mostly funny videos from YouTube,” so here it is. I’ll try to limit this sort of thing to once a week, or at least until 6 or 7 years of writing a dissertation have made it impossible to see conservation in anything but a moonwalking bird. This video has been cut, but the bird’s moves are real.